This is why I’m not online
May 30th, 2009 by jennifer
I’m always careful when I surf the web. In my house, we call it getting sucked into the vortex. You go online just to look up the address of that cool restaurant you want to visit again, and the next thing you notice, it’s 4 hours later and you’ve learned how to make crepes using your Foreman grill.
What’s so insidious about the info I find while surfing is it is all so incredibly important at the time.
Like the name of that actress in that movie, the one with the guy who drove that car? I swear, 99% of my surfing is spent trying to find out which episode of House has him ranting about childhood immunizations or what movies William Holdin was in before Sunset Boulevard.
This is important though…
An Eye-fi card!? All I have to do is take a picture with this card in my camera and whenever I am within range of my home wifi, it uploads it to my computer?! Then I can store all those pictures of every last thing as an Evernote?!!!
I may never actually do anything again. I might just photograph it and store it so I have more time to surf.



“…it’s 4 hours later and you’ve learned how to make crepes using your Foreman grill.”
LMAO!!!
Also—> what, no link? What kind of weblogger are you?!